TotallyTawn

Here there be dragons

Here at TotallyTawn, you’ll find stories, memories, rants, and everything in between. There will be shennanigans, sarcasm, probably an uncomfortable amount of f-bombs, and lots of dragons. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.

  • Eagles and fairy tales

    My dad used to say, “you can’t soar with the eagles if you flock with the turkeys,” which is just a colorful way of saying “you are the company you keep, so choose wisely.” When I look around today at my friends, acquaintances, and the people I choose to have in my life personally and…

  • Tales from Tawnlandia: Deconstructing my 55th trip around Sol, Part 1 of Unknown

    Wow. It’s been a year for me. Like riding the Zipper at the traveling carnival high on cotton candy, the old timey coke with the sugar, and a belly full of corndogs, deep fried oreos, and someday, diverticulosis. I knew it would be. All the signs were there. Dreams, Bumblebee-style (the transformer whose language thingy…